Betty's Tail of the Rotten Pirates
by Betty Barbecue
When I got to Sanchon the other morning to practice in my Wee Tiny Tako, it was full of pirate detritus (Sanchon not my Tako). I decided to practice anyway but I couldn’t get the line to work (Theo told me but I didn’t remember and I wasn’t close enough to hear the line talking but I will get it next time). So anyway, I was going around (avoiding pirate detritus) when the pirates showed up and started doing things. Pirate #1 used his boat to block the finish and was shooting cannon balls at me!Rat Bastard Pirate #1 said: HAHHA I said: HEY I said: NO FUN The Line said: #4: Betty Barbecue! Race time: +57:35:42
(but really it only took me three minutes which is pretty good with pirates in the way)
And then I ran away in my boat to go around the island to figure out where I would go to practice and they CHASED ME IN A BIG BOAT AND SMASHED ME ON THE SIM LINE.
I said: It is not nice to smash other people with boats.
(I said that in case they were new here or had been RAISED BY WOLVES)
I said: moor My boat said: Lowering mainsail. Rat Bastard Pirate #2 said: yahts My boat said: Wee Tiny Tako Ready. I said (to Pirate #2, not my Tako): whatever. Rat Bastard Pirate #2 said: Ahoy
and shot me with cannon balls!
I said: You are mean.
And then I took my boat and came home. It was not a nice morning even if the cannon balls didn’t knock me around. I don’t think they would have shot at me if I were big. I am going to make a pirate boat for the boat show and then I will SHOW THEM.